I’m Dreaming of a White Mistress
Writing by treason on Monday, 24 of December , 2007 at 3:49 pm
T drove me to my blood donation appointment this morning and I mentioned that the two of us should start working on some political Christmas parodies.
“Like, I’m Dreaming of a White Mistress?”
“Precisely!”
But then I got home and what did I find? John Derbyshire’s masterful parodies of carols on NRO:
To the tune “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year”
It’s the Mitt Romneyest time of the year.
Evangelicals yelling
And everyone telling you
‘Make yourself clear!’
It’s the Mitt Romneyest time of the year…
To “White Christmas”
She’s dreaming of a White House Christmas
Just like the ones she used to know.
Table lamps a-flying
And Chelsea crying
When Bill’s been caught with trousers low.
She’s dreaming of a White House Christmas;
But now the race is getting tight.
And she daren’t show anger or spite.
What a pity Barack isn’t white!
To “Here Comes Santa Claus!”
Here comes Amnesty!
Here comes Amnesty!
Right down Pandering Lane!
To “Ding Dong Merrily on High”
Ding dong Huckabee on high
His poll numbers are soaring!
Ding dong Huckabee’s the guy
Nobody’s now ignoring!
Hu-u-u-u-u-u, U-u-u-u-u-u, U-u-u-u-u-u, U-u-u-u-u-u, U-u-u-u-u-u, Uck-abee!
The hand of God is on him!
To “Do You Hear What I Hear?”
Said the SecDef to the DIA,
Do you hear what I hear?
And how high is your confidence?
Do you hear what I hear?
A bomb, a bomb, Iran will have a bomb,
With delivery systems and all —
It’s now too late to forestall.
To “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree”
Ron Paul around the Christmas tree,
No more I.R.S. to pay!
Everyone be conservative
In the new old-fashioned way-aaayyyy!!!
Why, thank you, John, for such a thoughtful gift! And a wonderful Christmas to you, too!
As always, Derbyshire’s words are better than my words. He did it all, and infinitely more – go to NRO and see for yourself! Ah, to live in such total harmony with the spirit of Christmas! Let us all say of him that he knows how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possesses the knowledge. May that be truly said of NRO, and all of NRO!
God bless the keen minds at NRO — every one!
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