Death of an Anti-Semouse
Writing by treason on Wednesday, 25 of July , 2007 at 2:15 pm
4. We reaffirm our commitment to the principles and true teachings of Islam which abhor aggression, value peace, tolerance and respect as well as prohibiting the killing of innocent people;
5. We reject any attempt to link Islam and Muslims to terrorism as terrorism has no association with any religion, civilization or nationality;
6. We reiterate that preventive action taken to combat terrorism should not result in ethnic or religious profiling or the targeting of a particular community…
10. We reject any attempt to link terrorism to the struggle of the Palestinian people in the exercise of their inalienable right to establish their independent state with Al-Quds Al-Sharif as its capital;
11. We reject any attempt to associate Islamic states or Palestinian and Lebanese resistance with terrorism, which constitutes an impediment to the global struggle against terrorism;
12. We condemn Israel for its escalating military campaign against the Palestinian people, including the daily brutalization and humiliation of its civilians, resulting in mounting casualties, strangulation of the Palestinian economy, systematic and indiscriminate destruction of houses and residential facilities as well as infrastructure, institutions and structures of the Palestinian National Authority…
– Kuala Lumpur Declaration On International Terrorism, Adopted at the Extraordinary Session of the Islamic Conference of Foreign Ministers on Terrorism, 3rd day of April 2002 in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Farfur, the Islamic version of Mickey Mouse and former star of Tomorrow’s Pioneers — a popular children’s program on Al-Aqsa TV — died earlier this month. The mouse, you see, had received a land deed from his grandfather, and an Israeli official showed up at Farfur’s place to ask him to hand over the documents.
Israeli: Sit down, Farfur…Farfur, we want to buy the land. We will give you a lot of money. You will get a lot of money and we will take the documents.
Farfur: No! We will not sell our land to terrorists!
Israeli: Farfur, I want you to give me the documents — give me the documents!
Farfur: I’m not giving you the documents! Not giving! Not giving!
Israeli: Farfur! Farfur! Hand me the documents!
Farfur: I’m not handing them to criminals, to terrorists!
Israeli: You call us terrorists, Farfur? Take this! Take this! Take this!
Farfur: Stop! Stop!
Saraa’, the show hostess, took a call from a three-year-old viewer.
Saraa’: You saw that the Jews let Farfur die as a Shahid. What do you want to say to the Jews?
Caller: We don’t like the Jews because they are dogs! We will fight them!
Saraa’: No, the Jews are good… the Jews are our friends and we play with them. Isn’t that so?
Caller: They killed Farfur!
Saraa: That’s right… the Jews are criminals and enemies. We must expel them from our land… Yes, children… we lost our dearest friend, Farfur, who was martyred while defending his land and died at the hand of the criminals and murderers, the murderers of innocent children.
Can you say “scarred for life?” If I was a little rugrat sitting in front of the set, munching on Cap’n Crunch, and someone had shown up at Barney’s house and — well, actually, maybe that’s not a very good example… okay, okay, say someone stormed past Frazier Thomas, reached through that little window, grabbed Garfield Goose, and ripped him to pieces, I think I would have grown up with some serious psychological issues.
So Farfur, member of Hamouse, is dead – murdered by a “dirty Jew.” But there’s a downside: a replacement has been hired and this has really been bugging me for, like, two weeks now.
Saraa’: Who are you? And where did you come from?
Nahool: I am Nahool, Farfur’s cousin.
Saraa’: And what do you want?
Nahool: I want to continue the path of Farfur, the path of ‘Islam is the solution.’ The path of heroism, the path of martyrdom, the path of the Jihad warriors. Me and my friends shall continue the path of Farfur. And in his name we shall take revenge upon the enemies of Allah, the murderers of the prophets, the murderers of innocent children, until Al-Aqsa will be liberated from their filth.
Saraa’: Welcome! Welcome, Nahool.
Nahool is a bee. I resent the exploitation of such a fine insect and look forward to the day Nahool becomes a martyr and goes away so I don’t have to be offended. I’m sure the writers have already planned his demise; perhaps Nahool will strap explosives to himself and kill the murderers of his cousin.
Hmmm. Would that, then, make Nahool — a member of the genus Bombus — a bomblebee?
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