The V.R.W.C. Lives! or The Clintons Really Are Islamofascists
Writing by treason on Sunday, 24 of September , 2006 at 6:31 pm
“…Well, when you are president, you can operate on a much broader scope. So, for example, you can simultaneously be trying to stop a genocide in Kosovo and, you know, make peace in the Middle East, pass a budget that gives millions of kids a chance to have afterschool programs and has a huge increase in college aid at home. In other words, you’ve got a lot of different moving parts, and you can move them all at once.”
– Bill Clinton to FNC’s Chris Wallace
Regarding that interview with Chris Wallace today:
It’s spooky, but like Islamofascists, Bill and Hillary seem to blame everyone else for what happens to them and react violently when something is said about them that they don’t like. But that’s old news. The good part is this:
Thank you, Bill, for reminding us all again of your “moving parts” and assuring the world that the V.R.W.C. (Vast Right Wing Conspiracy) is alive and well and working hard to make your life a hell and spoil your legacy. I feel so much better now. As a proud member of the V.R.W.C., I was convinced that the movement was over. I stopped getting membership renewals in the mail years ago.
This is great news. Can I now count on daily e-mail messages from the V.R.W.C. and a renewal form? Wow! I can’t wait for my free T-shirt and secret decoder ring! (I broke my first one back in October 1996 when I slipped, fell on the kitchen floor, and smashed my hand against the dishwasher. Back during the VP debate. I was running for a bottle of Wild Turkey Rare Breed after always affable Jack Kemp all but told America that he‘d vote for Algore. I was wearing socks, hit the linoleum, and the ring just snapped. Happily, the Rare Breed remained intact.)
A note to the V.R.W.C.: I’d like another size 6, please. Oh - and perhaps you guys could consider sturdier materials what with elections coming up and all. Also, could you let Karl know I think he looks great? Thanks, and I look forward to hearing from you soon!
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Comment by Louise
Made Wednesday, 27 of September , 2006 at 3:28 pm
I am so glad to know the VRWC is still in existence. I’d suspected so when I bought a book for my son this past summer at Borders titled "The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Guide to the Upcoming Election." If I’d known, I probably could have gotten the membership discount. 
Comment by treason
Made Thursday, 28 of September , 2006 at 8:05 am
Coolamundo. So this means I’ll be seeing you at the meetings? Man, it’s been so long…I think I’ve forgotten the secret handshake. Do you remember the name of that guy who wanted us to vote for a mascot at every meeting? Don’t get me wrong — I love wombats — but I thought the idea about the baseball caps with the ears was a tad peculiar. Gee, I can picture him so clearly, too…
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