Kill FEMA!
Writing by treason on Thursday, 27 of April , 2006 at 9:49 am
Hey, did I just hear a call for abolishing FEMA? The end of a worthless government bureaucracy? YES!!! Today FEMA, tomorrow the IRS!!! Next week, the Department of Education!
This is precisely what America needs! No more excuses! If FEMA can go away, then there’s no excuse not to rid the nation of the IRS and reform our tax system once and for all. This has to be the best news I’ve heard all year. Break out the bubbly! Finally, a smart, common sense decision from our elected officials. I’m marking this day on my calendar. There is hope for our future, after all.
Excuse me? You mean FEMA’s not going away? It’s just going to be replaced by another government bureaucracy? WHAT??? Where’s the logic in that? What’s the point? Why on earth does that make any sense?
Oh…Susan Collins is saying this. I see. Gee, looks like I got all excited for no reason. We’re just going to get another FEMA and call it something else. Hmmm. Gotcha.
Why can’t I stop humming “I’m Beginning To See the Light?” Anyway, has Susan stopped talking yet? Is it safe to turn the TV back on?
(Voters of Maine, what is your plan for abolishing Susan?)
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