Black Girls Gone Wild
Writing by treason on Friday, 31 of March , 2006 at 5:42 pm
Whazzup wit’ Cynthia McKinney an’ Naomi Campbell? Girl, don’t be slappin’ ’round no lackies juz cuz you be all high ‘n’ mighty! Damn, Russell Crowe gets hisself all in a tizzy an’ opens a can o’ whoop ass on a lackey an’ heat comes down on him like one big mutha Super Solano X Hair Dryer.
Yo, Cynthia! Beee-atch! Don’t be actin’ all like it’s not yo’ fault the police ran into yo’ fist. An’ don’t be draggin’ Mister Day-O out to call Bush a terrorist when everybody knows George Bush ain’t the one slappin’ lackies upside the head. An’ Naomi? Girl, take a chill pill! Someday you gonna be handin’ out slaps to some lackey who’s gonna turn ’round an’ kick yo’ skinny model ass an’ break both yo’ skinny stick legs an’ you won’t be walkin’ down no catwalk - you be crawlin’ after that cell phone you flung at lackey’s head to call 911!
Role models, indeed.
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