I’m glad I wasn’t eating breakfast
Writing by treason on Monday, 27 of March , 2006 at 3:32 pm
David Gregory: “You know, you also talk about some public figures in this book, including former President Bill Clinton. You write of him, ‘even after open heart surgery, he has more life force than most men of any age.’ And you go on to say, ‘I wonder if I’m trashy enough for Bill Clinton, but I can dream, can’t I?’ You’re talking about having an affair with the former president?”
Erica Jong: “Right. Well, it’s a fantasy, and my job is to release fantasy, not necessarily to do it, but I did have a dream about Bill Clinton in which he and I were having this affair, and suddenly we’re in an apartment up near Columbia where I went to school, and our spouses both walk into the room. Now, I told this to my shrink, and I said, ‘I guess I have a fantasy about Bill Clinton. I guess I really think he’s sexy,’ and she said, ‘Get in line.’”
Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Get in line? For what? The latrine? I’d heard about the Gregory/Jong interview last week and I tried to dismiss it, but next thing you know Sharon Stone’s on record with a quote about Hillary.
“I think Hillary Clinton is fantastic. But I think it’s too soon for her to run. This may sound odd, but a woman should be past her sexuality when she runs. Hillary still has sexual power and I don’t think people will accept that. It’s too threatening.”
I tried to dismiss this one, too, because I know Sharon’s going to be saying a lot of peculiar things while she’s out and about, promoting her new sequel. But it just wouldn’t stop. Now there’s a book out there that regurgitates the old story about Barbra Streisand spending time in the White House when Hillary wasn’t there.
Will there ever be a period in world history when the name Clinton isn’t associated with sex? And will there ever be a time when females actually vote with their brains?
Well, I guess I can fantasize, too.
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