“Kelintun” and “Laiwensiji” — together again
Writing by treason on Wednesday, 21 of September , 2005 at 7:31 pm
The Guangzhou Haojian Bio-science Company is selling condoms named after a former president and the intern who serviced him in the Oval Office.
“We chose the name because we think Clinton is a symbol of success and a man of responsibility. And Lewinsky is a woman who dares to love and dares to hate,” says the company’s general manager, Liu Wenhua.
A review of the product:
“The Clinton condom is a masterpiece in prophylactic design. Finally someone has developed a condom to fit all shapes and sizes. It stretches and bends to match whatever position you choose. Not only that, but it’s extra-slickness guarantees you will always have the lubrication you need.”
Yes, bloggers are certainly having fun with this one. I’m sure Bill is pleased, too. From “Boxers or briefs?” to a condom named after him, this piece of human debris never fails to nauseate me.
Call me a romantic fool, but there is nothing romantic about the Clintons. Nixon’s “Checkers” speech had more romance.
“Well, that’s about it. That’s what we have and that’s what we owe. It isn’t very much but Pat and I have the satisfaction that every dime that we’ve got is honestly ours. I should say this — that Pat doesn’t have a mink coat. But she does have a respectable Republican cloth coat. And I always tell her that she’d look good in anything.
One other thing I probably should tell you because if we don’t they’ll probably be saying this about me too, we did get something — a gift — after the election. A man down in Texas heard Pat on the radio mention the fact that our two youngsters would like to have a dog. And, believe it or not, the day before we left on this campaign trip we got a message from Union Station in Baltimore saying they had a package for us. We went down to get it. You know what it was.
It was a little cocker spaniel dog in a crate that he’d sent all the way from Texas. Black and white spotted. And our little girl — Tricia, the 6-year old — named it Checkers. And you know, the kids, like all kids, love the dog and I just want to say this right now, that regardless of what they say about it, we’re gonna keep it.”
Ronald Reagan wrote mushy letters to Nancy. Nancy gazing at Ron was criticized by the Left as phony, but her devotion was genuine. You try spending time with someone who has Alzheimer’s.
One of my favorite photos of George and Barbara Bush was taken when the two of them were in bed together. Their hair is tousled, the sheets are rumpled. There’s a pot of coffee, stacks of books and newspapers, and the spaniels are on the bed. Now that’s romantic.
The whole story of Dick and Lynne Cheney is the stuff that movies are made of. Even Dubya and Laura ooze more romance than Bill and Hillary. (Maybe “ooze” is a bad choice, so let me retract that.)
It reminds me of that kiss. That awful kiss between Algore and Tipper that sent Republicans screaming from the room. It was tawdry - like Bill Clinton kneeling to adjust the little flag that had fallen over. Staged, fake, uncharacteristic.
Ugh. I just thought of something. A condom named after the man in the wooden suit. Thank goodness he lost in 2000…
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